"Austin 3:16 says I'll whoop your ass!"

"Because Stone Cold said so!"

"What a bunch of crap!"

"I'm fixin' to open up a can of whoop-ass!"

"You can put your little hand down in your pocket, or wipe your ass with it"

"Because it ain't a race thing, it ain't a color thing, it's a me kicking your ass thing, and can't nobody stop me"

"You keep talkin' about getting screwed ... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop ass"

"Tonight I truely will open a can of whoop ass and show you exactly what Austin 3:16 means, and that's the bottom line!!"

"You can bring your little paper up here, maybe I will sign it, or maybe I will shove it right up your ass!!"

"I will strike down upon your ass with great vengeance and furious anger."

"I've traveled the world these past few years, Sometimes I think of home, and even Stone Cold has to fight the tears. Another car, bus or plane takes me to faraway places, What I remember most is all the smiling faces. Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses!"

"I'm gonna open a keg of whoopass and serve it to everyone in the WWF!"

"Whether it's legal or illegal, someone's gonna get their ass whipped!"

"You come out here and say this is an order and that's an order!. Hell, I can look at you son and theonly thing you've been ordering is a whole bunch of damn cheesburgers!"

"Get your Ass in the ring"

"Dont' sit there and make a mess out of your pants just shake my damn hand"

"You talk about I've ticked off everyone, well everybody here has PISSED me off"

"I want you to understand something. You don't suck because these people say you suck, you suck because STONE COLD SAID SO AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!"

"Why don't somebody give me a hot dog and a BEER!"

"Same Stone Cold Time, Same Stone Cold Channel!"

"If you want to see somebody get there Ass whooped, give me a HELL YA!!"

"Ho Ho Ho, Hell Yeah"

"When you mess with the 3:16 you're way over your damn head"

"AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE THE 3:16 SAYS SO!!!!"

"Stop moving your mouth or I'll sew your damn lips closed!!"

"You don't order Steve Austin to do a damn thing"

"Take you're little belt, go home, have yourself a good Thanksgiving but here's a little bird for you to enjoy right now" (middle finger raised)"

"When you're walking through the airport and you're beeper goes off, you look down and it says three, one, six, you know your ass belongs to Stone Cold!"

"Steve Austin strikes first and thats the bottom line"

"If I can't beat Owen hart at summer slam after the match when he pins me 1 2 3 if that happens he can pull down his trunks, pull down his little panties bend over and I'll kiss him right on his ass in front of the world. Put that in the contract I'll kiss his ass if I can't kick it. That's the way it's gonna be."

"I want a piece of Mike Tyson's ASS"

"Get your Ass in the ring"

"Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your ass in it Stone Colds going to throw your ass out of it"

"Last week on Raw really pissed me off"

"Do I think I could beat your ass, why hell yeah!!" "I don't know how good your hearing is, but if you don't understand what I'm saying I always have a little bit of sign language, so heres two ya"(flips off Tyson)

"I'll whip your ass in your backyard, I'll whip your ass in my backyard, Hell I'll Whip Your Ass In Anyone's Out Here In There Backyard"